dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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