I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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