Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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