i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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