Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.