Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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