But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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