Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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