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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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