white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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