She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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