I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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