dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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