do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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