No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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