Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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