my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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