i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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