"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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