i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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