Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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