I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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