That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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