She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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