If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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