Banned from zoo.
Again?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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