Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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