the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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