Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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