Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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