You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
God I need to hump something, right now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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