Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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