I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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