Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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