ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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