at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
So. Much. Porn.
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