I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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