i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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