my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Alive.
So much puke
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
And then he peed in my hair
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