How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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