so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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