hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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