Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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