Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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