it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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