And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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