you have to choose: penises or morals?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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