I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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