she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
