wrigley field is MILF paradise
false alarm. still invincible.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?