He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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