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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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